January 2011
Reblog if you wish cancer didn't exist.
whatawonderfulkindofday-: only a sick bastard wouldn’t reblog this Okay. I just want to say that these things are ridiculous because who likes cancer? No one (I would hope). And people that don’t reblog this aren’t sick or whatever, they probably just realise that reblogging a post about it will do nothing to actually solve the problem. Just saying because this is all over my dash.  I...
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Insanity wolf says "if you get caught masturbating...
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What do you call a man with a spade in his head? ...
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My memory is my most prized possession. I mean...
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"Fucking" is one of those fucking words you can...
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read a fb group which said Women have the most difficult lives; We have to: Shave our underarms. Shave our legs. Wax our privates. worry about facial hair. Shape our eyebrows. Stress over our hair length. Spend hours straightening or curling our hair. Have to take time to put on make-up. Constantly worry about our figure. Suffer the first time we make love. Bleed once a month for a week. Give our...
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Interviewer: Now, could you describe yourself in 3...
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I heard they banned the internet in Egypt..
So, I guess we start calling it ‘gypt’ then now?
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 ihateyouall replied to your post: r u @ v1rg1n???? that was a joke though I assumed so.
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ihateyouall asked: r u @ v1rg1n????
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amityanomaly replied to your post:My girlfriend is still mad at me because I called her fat last month! Well, you know what they say… Elephants never forget. Autistic elephant jizz.
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My girlfriend is still mad at me because I called...
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I think that I should be awarded extra marks for...
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I have guitar picks in my wallet, bag and...
and i occasionally drop them and chicks be all like “oh you play, thats sooooo hot” then show me their tits… yeah, I be a total player..
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Listening to Tenacious D...
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Truth does not demand belief. Scientists do not...
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There are many gods which Christians reject. I just believe in one less god then they do. The reasons that you might give for your atheism toward the Roman gods are likely the same reasons I would give for not believing in Jesus.
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Anonymous asked: homophobic?
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 ihateyouall replied to your post:  ihateyouall replied to… multitasking and such For sure.  
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 flyingtophats answered your question: Did you miss me kiddies? yes. I totally knew you would all miss me…
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 ihateyouall replied to your post: ihateyouall answered your question: Did you miss… stop that No! it’s fun… i just need a way to blog while im doing it for maximum respect!
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 ihateyouall answered your question: Did you miss me kiddies? ugh yes y u no post Because i was out having sex, getting drunk, breaking things and sticking it to the man!
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I drive a red Italian sports car.... u jelly for...
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Did you miss me kiddies?
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Tumblr seems to be a bit late with the...
Jan 29th
teartheworldapart asked: Hahaha yes yes but I was just mocking someone on Facebook.
If you thought that was serious...I am concerned about the way I portray myself.
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I like it when guys work at subway, cause then...
I should take them to court over that.. That’s sexist. And sexism is wrong. and being wrong is for women
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teartheworldapart asked: Oh, definitely:)
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i really do love the originality of people at my...
thegobletofawesome: They’ve forgotten how. Being unique isn’t cool anymore. 
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If a guy with a Justin Bieber tour shirt is...
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 thegobletofawesome replied to your post:I am. It’s weird. I’m fine with planes, but with cars I’m all ‘Holy shit this will be the end of my life we are going to crash into all of these other cars get me out’ Haha but I’m not frightened of dying outside of cars…I don’t know it’s odd. But yes, definitely no P platers. If im driving i feel fine, but If a P plater is driving i will act like my nan...
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teartheworldapart asked: I am.
It's weird. I'm fine with planes, but with cars I'm all 'Holy shit this will be the end of my life we are going to crash into all of these other cars get me out'
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Just like to put this out there... but I'm pretty...
Like I’m fully sick
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ihateyouall asked: i lurk two people's tumblrs. yours is one of them. take pride.
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“yeah coppers?, i want to report my van like being stolen, it’s got top...”
– Mario
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Watching swift and shift couriers.
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Emma Watson has been quoted as saying she would go...
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IT WAS THE PERSON IT WAS AIMED AT.
that-pervert-over-there:
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I've just been watching some incredibly realistic...
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The definition of irony; Not knowing the...
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Do you know what time it is! →
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